In a shocking twist of events, the innocent citizens of Blogosphere witnessed a first-of-its-kind superhero scandal today. Their beloved hero Thngz, was caught signing a deal that would make him brand ambassador of a famous undergarment company, in exchange for customized designs of undergarments for himself.
Both Thngz and his lawyer refused comment. However, retired ace superhero TMX had this to say : "Thngz had been complaining to me about difficulties in flying and about his clothes affecting his flight pattern. Little did I know that the matter was so grave. I must remind the public and the media that some superheroes go through phases in their lives that aren't all that heroic." Mr TMX further urged the public not to be too harsh on Thngz. "I know that irrespective of his choice in clothes, all he wants is a better Blogoshphere" - said Mr TMX.
In addition to all this, reports have come in that 47, widely touted to be the next big superhero, confronted Thngz and demanded that he retire with immediate effect for his unacceptable actions. Witnesses at Murgeshpalya swear to have seen the following scene go down ...
It is also being rumoured that the super villain Evil Panda, arch rival of Thngz, is planning to use this to his advantage and discredit Thngz, as revenge for the number of times he has gotten in Panda's way as he tried to take over the world.
Things are pretty grim in Blogosphere. One thin tall gentleman, who didn't want to be named out of fear, had this to say: "I fear for my life, the lives of my three wives and ten kids. I think the government should have strict laws curtailing the powers of these superheroes. They are becoming a bad influence on the youth of today. I have decided to relocate my family to Manchester until this whole situation is resolved. Yes, I mean the family I started with you, Martha."
Things are tense in Blogosphere at the moment. We as citizens, can only ... Hope.
