Evil dead?

Have you done your bad deed of the day? Probably not, but if I had asked you this very same question 5 years ago, everyone would have said yes with their evil laughs. In a shocking twist of events, non-sarcastic blog experts have found some disturbing statistics found on the front page of Blog Times - "98% of the people in the world are not evil." This is very scary indeed, considering the fact that the main reason we are alive on earth is to see evil, hear evil and of course, do evil.

We sent our top reporters to the scene of this announcement. "Yes, it is quite sad that evilness is coming to an end", said Thngz, who wished to stay anonymous, we chose otherwise. At the same time, a pissed-off Evil Panda exclaimed, "I will not let idiots take over the world!", who had no such intentions of staying anonymous. "Idiots?", asked our number one reporter, 47, who had such amazing buttering skills that even pandas slipped and fell down. "What do you mean by idiots?"

"If you are not evil, you are an idiot.", concluded Evil Panda. We managed to get a snapshot of what has been going on.





In spite of all this mayhem, we still have a ray of hope. There are still people(and monkeys) who hold on to what they truly believe. That is why they were born, that is their sole purpose of living - to mock the idiots.


And we at NSB truly believe in that motto - Death to all the idiots! Ahahhahahhaha!!!!!!!!!1111one