Yesterday, scientists after 6 years, 5 months, 4 days, 3 hours, 2 minutes and 1 second of research, found out that the bird was actually not a word. The startling information came just minutes before the official announcement for the confirmation of bird being the same as a word.
The scientific calculations proved that the bird was equal to or greater than a word. Therefore, the chance that the bird was exactly equal to a bird was very very slim. The fact that it has been widely published that the bird was equal to the word, was interpreted as 'the bird is ALWAYS equal to the word'. This has now been modified to 'the bird is SOMETIMES equal to the word'.
Although, it may only be a minor rewording of the statement, it has had pretty strong repercussions all over the world. But, it may not be the biggest scare yet, because there are rumors that scientists are on the verge of another major discovery, that the 'bird itself is not a bird'.
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Sid Sam, Hawking et al [2008] confirm that the bird is not only a word, that it is, indeed, THE word. What this means is, not only does the bird qualify and pass the minimum requirements to being a word, it can in fact, be 'the' word, and thus much greater than 'a' word.
Stories of repercussions around the world have been greatly exaggerated, as people are finding out in practice, that the bird is indeed a word.
I'm surprised you haven't heard Nerdlee. Heard what, you ask?
Why, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow of course.
It must have been recorded before the scientists made their discovery. Or they must be lying and contaminating the world.
You Scientist!
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